If only I could learn languages as quickly as Dora...

This morning as I was getting ready for the day, I switched on the TV and started flipping through the channels.  I paused as I saw Dora and thought, "now this should be entertaining, Dora teaching Spanish in Russian"  only I quickly learned that Dora doesn't teach Spanish here--she teaches English.  So I watched Dora and Boots learn the words red and green and stop and go as I finished tying my shoes and laughed to myself as I walked out the door.