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This is Lori's events coordinator, Calyn letting you all know that I have not scheduled a time for Lori to blog, so, well, she hasn't.

But she wants you all to know that she is not dead. And she's having a good time with me, Calyn.

For those of you who live in America, you've had your chance.

And for those of you in our beloved Ukraine, you'll get her back on Tuesday, so I don't even wanna hear it.

Thank you.

-Management